BRACKET 1 - CHICAGO WIND VS LA FIRE
BRACKET 1
THE CHICAGO WIND
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#1- THE MAYOR
1. THE MAYOR
Character: Charlie Votes
Taglines: “Leadership, Experience, Integrity”
"I Run This Town"
Joke: What’s one good thing about Switzerland? Their Flag is a Big Plus
Stamp: CHILL
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2. LIMPIA LINDA
2. CLEANING WOMAN
Character: Limpia Linda
Taglines:
"I'm Here To Help."
"Clean Clean Clean All Day"
Joke: How do you drown a hipster? Throw him the main stream
Stamp: ST. LOUIS ARCH
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#3- REZ U MAY
Character: Rez U May
Taglines "So Tell Me About Yourself"
"Human Resources/Huevos Racheros"
Joke: What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I’ll go on a head.
Stamp: CLIMATE CHANGE
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4. FASHIONISTA
Character: Blog The Trend
Taglines:
"What Are You Wearing Tonight?"
"I'm Into What's Cool"
Joke: You hear about the two people who stole a calendar? They each got six months.
Stamp: TITANIC
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#5- 7 YEAR OLD BOY
5. 7 YEAR OLD BOY
Character: Jeffrey
Taglines: "My Great Wish is _____""Where Did My Parents Go Wrong?"
Joke: I got a new thesaurus recently. It’s nothing to write house about.
Stamp: PAUL NEWMAN
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#6 THE REVERAND
Character: Jeremiah Fight
Taglines: "I Love...What You Love" "Where is God"
Joke: 17, 19 and 20 got into a fight...21
Stamp: OKRA
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7. PHARMACEUTICAL EXECUTIVE
Character: Dick Jinglepants
Taglines: "We're Helping You Help Yourself" "Oh Pharmaceuticals!"
Joke: What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One’s really heavy and one’s a little lighter
Stamp: MOONLIGHT
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8. TECH ENTREPRENEUR
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Character: S.W. Spreadsheet
Taglines:
"We’re In Beta Right Now"
"Crush it, Brand it"
Joke: I was in a musical group called “Blanket.” We were a cover band
Stamp: CROP CIRCLESre
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#9- JEN EROSITY
Character: Jen Erousity
Taglines:
"I Love My Students"
"It’s the Best Job in the World"
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$10 - LIQUOR STORE OWNER
10. LIQUOR STORE OWNER
Character: Plexiglass Johnson
Taglines:
"I Love My Customers, Hate the Randoms"
"The ATM Is Over There. Do You Want Paper Bag?"
Joke: What do you call a snowman party? A snowball!
Stamp: TIME MACHINE
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11. NATIVE AMERICAN SETTLER
11. NATIVE AMERICAN SETTLER
Character: Mrs. James Rosemyre, Last Known Tongva Speaker
Taglines:
"Can I Say A Prayer for You?"
"I Was Here First"
Joke: How do you organize a fantastic space party? You planet!
Stamp: SPACE NEEDLE
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#12 - REAL ESTATE AGENT
12. REAL ESTATE AGENT
Character: 3 BR, 2 BA
Taglines:
"What Neighborhood Are You In Now?"
"The Market is Fluctuating"
Joke: My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We’ll see about that.
Stamp: SALAD DRESSING
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13. ORGAN TRANSPORT
13. ORGAN TRANSPORT
Character: Hart In Cooler
Taglines:
"I Only Got 7 Hours Till This Organ Needs To Be Back On Ice."
"Is Your Heart Alive?"
Joke: Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
Stamp: ICEBERG
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14. THE SPORTS STAR
14. THE SPORTS STAR
Character: Pottie Scippin
Taglines:
"Defense Wins Championships"
"Ball Don’t Lie"
Joke: Why did the old woman fall into the well? Because she couldn’t see that well.
Stamp: MONDALE
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15. LIMO DRIVER
15. LIMO DRIVER
Character: Reggie Routes
Taglines:
"Are You Ready To Have A Big Night Tonight?"
"Traffic"
Joke: You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes, he’s a catholic converter
Stamp: MICHAEL JORDAN
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16. RADIO LEGEND
Character: Mike 4 You
Taglines:
"And Now… Back To The Broadcast"
"Tell Me Your Story"
Joke: I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
Stamp: SCOTTIE PIPPEN
BRACKET 1
1. THE MAYOR
Character: Charlie Votes
Taglines: “Leadership, Experience, Integrity”
"I Run This Town"
Joke: What’s one good thing about Switzerland? Their Flag is a Big Plus
Stamp: CHILL
2. CLEANING WOMAN
Character: Limpia Linda
Taglines:
"I'm Here To Help."
"Clean Clean Clean All Day"
Joke: How do you drown a hipster? Throw him the main stream
Stamp: ST. LOUIS ARCH
3. LINKEDIN JOB INTERVIEWER
Character: Rez U May
Taglines "So Tell Me About Yourself"
"Human Resources/Huevos Racheros"
Joke: What did one hat say to the other? You wait here. I’ll go on a head.
Stamp: CLIMATE CHANGE
4. FASHIONISTA
Character: Blog The Trend
Taglines:
"What Are You Wearing Tonight?"
"I'm Into What's Cool"
Joke: You hear about the two people who stole a calendar? They each got six months.
Stamp: TITANIC
5. 7 YEAR OLD BOY
Character: Jeffrey
Taglines:
"My Great Wish is _____"
"Where Did My Parents Go Wrong?"
Joke: I got a new thesaurus recently. It’s nothing to write house about.
Stamp: PAUL NEWMAN
6. THE REVEREND
Character: Jeremiah Fight
Taglines:
"I Love...What You Love"
"Where is God"
Joke: 17, 19 and 20 got into a fight...21
Stamp: OKRA
7. PHARMACEUTICAL EXECUTIVE
Character: Dick Jinglepants
Taglines:
"We're Helping You Help Yourself"
"Oh Pharmaceuticals!"
Joke: What’s the difference between a hippo and a zippo? One’s really heavy and one’s a little lighter
Stamp: MOONLIGHT
8. TECH ENTREPRENEUR
Character: S.W. Spreadsheet
Taglines:
"We’re In Beta Right Now"
"Crush it, Brand it"
Joke: I was in a musical group called “Blanket.” We were a cover band
Stamp: CROP CIRCLES
9. TEACHER
Character: Jen Erousity
Taglines:
"I Love My Students"
"It’s the Best Job in the World"
Joke: My wife asked for peace and quiet while she was cooking. So I turned off the smoke detector
Stamp: REAL
10. LIQUOR STORE OWNER
Character: Plexiglass Johnson
Taglines:
"I Love My Customers, Hate the Randoms"
"The ATM Is Over There. Do You Want Paper Bag?"
Joke: What do you call a snowman party? A snowball!
Stamp: TIME MACHINE
11. NATIVE AMERICAN SETTLER
Character: Mrs. James Rosemyre, Last Known Tongva Speaker
Taglines:
"Can I Say A Prayer for You?"
"I Was Here First"
Joke: How do you organize a fantastic space party? You planet!
Stamp: SPACE NEEDLE
12. REAL ESTATE AGENT
Character: 3 BR, 2 BA
Taglines:
"What Neighborhood Are You In Now?"
"The Market is Fluctuating"
Joke: My therapist says I have a preoccupation with vengeance. We’ll see about that.
Stamp: SALAD DRESSING
13. ORGAN TRANSPORT
Character: Hart In Cooler
Taglines:
"I Only Got 7 Hours Till This Organ Needs To Be Back On Ice."
"Is Your Heart Alive?"
Joke: Parallel lines have so much in common. It’s a shame they’ll never meet.
Stamp: ICEBERG
14. THE SPORTS STAR
Character: Pottie Scippin
Taglines:
"Defense Wins Championships"
"Ball Don’t Lie"
Joke: Why did the old woman fall into the well? Because she couldn’t see that well.
Stamp: MONDALE
15. LIMO DRIVER
Character: Reggie Routes
Taglines:
"Are You Ready To Have A Big Night Tonight?"
"Traffic"
Joke: You see my next-door neighbour worships exhaust pipes, he’s a catholic converter
Stamp: MICHAEL JORDAN
16. RADIO LEGEND
Character: Mike 4 You
Taglines:
"And Now… Back To The Broadcast"
"Tell Me Your Story"
Joke: I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug.
Stamp: SCOTTIE PIPPEN
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17. REIKI PRACTITIONER
Character: Aura D. Channels
Taglines:
"There’s a ____ Energy in Here No?"
"We Gotta Release Some Shit."
Joke: Why did the chicken go to the seance? To get to the other side.
Stamp: ALIENS
18. LIFE COACH
Character: Whistles G. Clipboard
Taglines:
"Lets Gooooooo"
"Lets Find Your True North"
Joke: What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards? A receding hare-line.
Stamp: JERRY
19. POLICE COMMISSIONER
Character: Holden Fyre/Kevin Peace
Taglines:
"Freeze. Let Me See Your Hands"
"I Need Backup…"
Joke: I waited all night to see where the sun would rise… And then it dawned on me.
Stamp: FRIED
20. 12 YEAR OLD GIRL
Character: Brenna
Taglines:
"Are You On YouTube?"
"Im So Happy"
Joke: What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals? Fillipe Fillope
Stamp: POOLHOUSE
21. BOOKSTORE OWNER
Character: Seth 'the Bookstore Owner That Doesn’t Read'
Taglines:
"Read Anything Good Lately?"
"There Are Too Many Titles"
Joke: If there’s one thing that makes me throw up, it’s a dart board on a ceiling.
Stamp: LA LA LAND
22. SURFING INSTRUCTOR
Character: Ride Em Rian
Taglines:
"What’s Your Flavor Of Wow?"
"Surfing Heals Everything"
Joke: A bunch of books fell on my head this morning. I’ve only got my shelf to blame.
Stamp: NEW ORLEANS
23. CONSTRUCTION WORKER
Character: Concrete Rita
Taglines:
"How’s Your Family?"
"Brick by Brick"
Joke: I started a new band, we are called 999 Megabytes. No gig yet.
Stamp: CARPOOL
24. AGENT
Character: Earpiece Murphy
Taglines:
"Do I Know Her, What’s She Been In?"
"I Just Need 10%"
Joke: What do you call a wreath made of $100 bills? Aretha Franklins
Stamp: BARS
25. RICH LADY IN MALIBU
Character: Dawn Sunset
Taglines:
"Beautiful Sunset, No?"
"What Do I Do All Day?"
Joke: Did you hear about the 20 foot hole that appeared in New York? Police are looking into it
Stamp: LARRY
26. PORN STAR
Character: Arthur Wrightwood
Taglines:
"I Just Want To Make You Feel Good"
Joke: Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Stamp: JAMES CORDEN
27. TACO TRUCK DRIVER
Character: Peter Al Pastor
Taglines:
"Can I Park Here?"
"When I Call Out Your Order"
Joke: Went to the corner shop – bought 4 corners.
Stamp: DOUGHNUT
28. ASPIRING ACTOR
Character: Abel 2 Cast
Taglines:
"Wanna Start A Theater Company"
"It’s Just My Calling"
Joke: A lorry-load of tortoises crashed into a trainload of terrapins. What a turtle disaster.
Stamp: HOT TUB
29. CASTING DIRECTOR
Character: Megan
Taglines:
"I’ll Put You On Camera"
"Wouldn’t You Be Great In ____(fill In Movie/show?)"
"Putting It Together"
Joke: Slept like a log last night… Woke up in the fireplace.
Stamp: KATO KAELIN
30. HOMELESS PERSON
Character: Tent City Tony
Taglines:
"Bunch A Phonies Here."
"What is Home?"
Joke: A priest, a rabbi and a vicar walk into a bar. The barman says, 'Is this some kind of joke?'
Stamp: SIGNAL
31. EDITOR
Character: Cuts Dah-vid
Taglines:
"Character is a Sum of Total Moments that We Can’t Explain"
"Can I Chop Up Your Footage"
Joke: I didn’t know my dad was a construction site thief, but when I got home all the signs were there.
Stamp: FERRARO
32. CRAFT SERVICES
Character: Craft Services Kevin
Taglines:
"I do coffee, I do snacks, I do trash"
"My system is here to Serve"
Joke: My grandfather had the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban from the Central Park Zoo.
Stamp: NETFLIX